Abnormal Psych quote of the day:

“This patient I had, big muscular guy, used to be a body builder, has this  constant anxiety towards how people would think he isn’t manly enough. So in his treatment, I made him go to the pharmacist and ask for extra small condoms.”

I’m a 3rd year math major and my assignment today is to prove that -1*-1=1

• This is like my 3rd Saturday final in my 5 semesters here
• My limbs are so much better now since the accident, though I need to do something about my bike’s front tire
• obligatory end-of-the-semester celebratory vinyl
• I’m practically best buds with my probability professor now, and my infatuation towards him has devolved into a more scholarly, “within the university’s ethics code” kind of way

In my “Great Issues in Science” class, this wonderful professor who happens to be British was giving a talk about Peak Oil and the reality of renewable energy. He says we’re going to exhaust our oil supply sooner than we anticipate and that biofuels are a load of crap. It was pretty depressing, but it suits his kooky, cynical upbringing. He’s like a scientist Charlie Brooker. At one point he made a Scientology joke and told us to look up “sustainable sex toys” on Google. Top lad. 

So my job as an undergraduate TA is grading assignments mostly and there was this person who was the only one who had gotten all 10s since the first assignment, finally got something wrong and I really wanted to write “C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER” on their paper but I don’t think it’s acceptable.